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Nap Demotivational Poster


NAPALM -


TAGS: napalm morbid kitd
Rating: 4.87/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 24, 2013, 11:14 pm
Kids got all these crazy ideas on how to make it, and suffice to say.... it doesn't work. something tells me these whipper snappers are using something other than what they're saying :-/
M0rd3kaI - March 22, 2012, 6:33 am
I already voted this 5L, and despite what I'm going to say, it stays 5L... am I the only one who noticed this: #77590
MercAlert - March 11, 2012, 6:14 pm
Fire is the great purifier, and napalm, its muse (not to mention thermite). I like fire. :]
ICEMAN - March 10, 2012, 12:05 am
Smells like... Victory.
Airman - March 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
and the 5mell in the morning!!


the Indy 500 -


TAGS: indianapolis 500 miles
Rating: 4.09/5

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vindicator - August 2, 2014, 3:34 pm
very clever GaryO
MrStupidGir - July 10, 2014, 7:29 pm
NASA uses metric dummy, so does the whole scientific community throughout the world and US armed forces
GaryO - June 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
I’d comment on this, but as a US citizen, I claim the 757 mL.
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

and yet you swear fealty to it as though george washington had come up with it. meh. BTW...you do realize you money is in the metric system...no?
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:57 pm

now here's the kicker i really don't get. the system you are now using (what the world abandoned some 40 or 50 yrs ago) is called the Imperial system. handed down to you by the good King of England. the same King you fought so gallantly against. and yet y
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:54 pm

hmmmm...the Indy 800 has a nice ring to it. and BTW, every episode of Star Trek...ant generation...is always in metric. resistance is futlie.
Airman - June 26, 2014, 10:15 am
technically, you are both correct.. however, they used one way rockets.. if you don't bring them back, doesn't qualify..
steve1961 - June 26, 2014, 9:35 am
...and don't forget about Myanmar (Burma)...
OSA - June 26, 2014, 7:39 am
I didn't realise that Liberia had sent a man to the moon.....


YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


VEGETA -


TAGS: vegeta 9000 nappa shaved dbz
Rating: 2.44/5

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HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:28 pm
Ha, it is Nappa.
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:54 pm
ah sorry, the text came up fuzzy underneath its obviously nappa. my mistake. anyone else thinks she looks like Burke Reynolds?
Amy - November 28, 2008, 9:48 pm
don't, that made me lol! but Vegeta doesn't have a 'tash-isnt that meant to be Nappa?
Tony G - November 28, 2008, 6:53 pm
i dont blame you steve, i would've done the same thing
Steve - November 11, 2008, 2:29 am
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist.


REMEMBER - ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR MOM ABOUT TAKING A NAP ? IDIOT


TAGS: naps are good
Rating: 4.87/5

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GaryO - August 10, 2012, 11:45 pm
amen, Airman, amen
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:37 pm
They forgot the femto-nap; the 1-2 second naps you take while driving!
Sho - August 10, 2012, 1:48 pm
I never was a day time sleeper. Kinda regret it now. 5L


RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption kidnapp angelina children
Rating: 4.59/5

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lgvernon - March 12, 2012, 5:43 pm

And they shall forever after be know as 'The Gatherers'. LAWLED loud enough to scare the dogs. 5L!!~


FIRST I WAS LIKE -


TAGS: snape ra** face the like harry potter alan sidney patrick rickman
Rating: 3.67/5

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Arnaldo - January 10, 2010, 9:02 pm
good one
rerun - January 9, 2010, 8:44 pm

aesop, you need to get rid of that avitar. You are only 940 posts away from earning a greybeard ranking, not a bastard version of your own creation
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 8:24 pm
I'm sorry, am I failing to recognize a meme?


When all else fails -


TAGS: nap sleep bench stress
Rating: 4.75/5

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Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.


Unappreciated -


TAGS: 400 trillion lover tells unappreciated
Rating: 4.87/5

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Ashson - July 5, 2014, 9:48 pm
Actually, the odds are 1. You've already been born as you.


GOING POSTAL - You never know who will snap next




POWER NAP - IS WHEN YOU SLEEP ON THOSE WEAKER THAN YOU




IN TODAY'S HEADLINES -




CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




WOMENS - He gets them all.


TAGS: geeks napoleon dynamite
Rating: 2.06/5


MAN LOGIC - Why waist a perfectly good napkin When you are just going to wash my pants anyway


TAGS: no napkins for you
Rating: 5/5

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Krickit - May 14, 2013, 7:04 am
Bump if I can
Zetmonk - March 21, 2013, 4:05 am
Exactly! And it does make perfect sense! It does.


NAPOLEON - he might have been small but his wallet sure wasn't




PAYDAY - Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. I've got money to burn. Oh snap! Forgot my bills again.




The Napkin -




TILL WE MEET AGAIN -


TAGS: greybeards never leave they just take longer naps
Rating: 4.41/5

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agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 6:15 pm
Love it.


PEYTON -


TAGS: colts peyton manning indianapolis indiana funny motivational posters football nfl
Rating: 3.32/5

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calvin5040 - February 7, 2010, 8:43 pm
Never heard of him charging for a autograph. I have a football autographed and he didn't charge me.


OBAMA..."LIKE HITLER"? -




MIDDLE AGE - Is when "Happy Hour" is a nap ...




RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, - IT'S BRAD AND ANGELINA!!


TAGS: adoption black kids kidnap
Rating: 4.5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 12, 2012, 9:48 pm
So good! Minus the comma. A 5'er. Could be worse, it could be Madonna... or maybe not?
Sho - March 12, 2012, 9:27 pm
A lot more worse than kony
Rick69 - March 12, 2012, 4:40 pm
Lulz... Excuse: WIN!
Reality Lord - March 12, 2012, 4:17 pm

hey new guy...we liked it so much we approved it...twice :)


YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL - When the last bit of sanity snaps in a person


TAGS: zayn malik sanity snaps crazy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Chrysophase2003 - April 14, 2012, 9:15 pm
Nice one. But it was better as a lolcat about a week ago.
SteveFurlong - April 12, 2012, 11:06 pm
I like it, but I don't think the statement is true. Let's torment, say, a moderator as an experiment and see if we can identify "the moment".
ieatcarrots - April 12, 2012, 9:26 pm
Thank you! :D
GaryO - April 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Oh, I so like this one. Nice first poster. Very nice.


INCOMPETENCE -


TAGS: snap
Rating: 3.11/5

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IT'S A MAC - Our Shields Can Not Handle Fail of This Magnitude


TAGS: mac pc ackbar its a trap frap map nap cap
Rating: 2.73/5

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Mateusz - July 30, 2010, 4:05 pm
Of coruse, if you're using Windows, the shiels have probably already crashed and bluescreened.
phydeaux - December 21, 2009, 1:01 am
Even better was buying Perot at 8...before they got bought by Dell and selling at 30.
alohadude3 - December 20, 2009, 7:48 pm
The mac vs Pc thing is so 2001 and you should have bought APL at $24 a share, thats putting your money where your mouth is. When you do the math remember the stock split.
Derek - December 20, 2009, 6:20 pm
That's exactly what jealousy sounds like


Ikea Kat -




HERE I GO AGAIN -




KIDNAPPING - When holding someone hostage, please observe all posted safety signs.




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sports teamwork nap pain injury
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:09 pm
Hey 5150 ~ send this over to Sporting Breakdown, another in the Motinetworks family of sites. 5L for this!!


THAT'S HIM OFFICER - That's the Lincoln who mugged me!




POTENTIAL -


TAGS: nap
Rating: 3.4/5

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Acquired Taste -




Serenity -


TAGS: dirt nap dodger
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 15, 2014, 8:30 am
Not quite. My poster has to do with dying...in bed.
Greeny - September 15, 2014, 6:06 am
It's safe now - aired out a bit...
GaryO - September 14, 2014, 5:14 pm
Dang, had one all prepped, ready to submit. Gotta wait now....oh well, nap time


Sundy morning gone -


TAGS: must take nap now
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2014, 9:16 am
Well, you get a certain age, yer proud of certain things. ….aaand ya jus hafta share (shoulda seen it. Magnificent)
steve1961 - August 17, 2014, 6:49 am
Well, that was too much information. I guess we all needed to know that GaryO is regular...
GaryO - August 16, 2014, 3:45 pm
Thanx, pard. Just back from the cabin. Pooped.
spacedog - August 15, 2014, 10:37 pm
HA! Love this One Gary. A fine Sunday 5:38 for you.
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 11:32 pm
Shoulda seen my first avatar, Missy.…..it was ME….grinning, like an idiot. I was crucified (full license). I still get a chuckle seeing my head rolling down a river……wait a minute….I still owe Greeny…TO THE FILES!!
MissPriss - August 11, 2014, 11:23 pm
Now...where's that 5L copy of Gary's poster sized avatar....I've got to start organizing him, er, things in to folders.
MissPriss - August 11, 2014, 11:20 pm
Maybe how the male side of the site functions. U don't wanna try 2 figure out the female side. We're a completely different "spe-shes" right lg? Lg....dammit girl you stop pretending to be 1 of the guys & get back to pissin' & moanin' with me!
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 7:06 am
Heh, googled ‘bed head’. Saw this guy’s series. Thanks GB. You too, Em.
GaryO - August 11, 2014, 7:05 am
Hobby? I don’t have time for a hobby. Maybe after meeting the pressing poster deadline that seems to crowd out any sane thought I may ever have…
EmilioDumphque - August 10, 2014, 11:54 pm
Maybe you need to get a real hobby.
Greybeard - August 10, 2014, 11:32 pm
LMAO. You covered every single step. 5L's as alwauys... :)


Innuendos -


TAGS: innappropriate innuendos hard she said
Rating: 4.9/5

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Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:23 pm
Isn't an innuendo an Italian suppository?


DAYLIGHT SAVINGS -




LIFE BEFORE MOTIFAKE - We had to come up with our own entertainment. No wonder this place is so messed up.


TAGS: next time i ll use napalm
Rating: 4.8/5

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phydeaux - August 25, 2010, 11:02 pm
stole it off the van wall
Chompers - August 25, 2010, 5:41 pm
Where did you get that picture of me?
tryal - August 25, 2010, 12:52 pm
very nice
phydeaux - August 24, 2010, 9:52 pm
thats still my weekend fun...
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:46 pm
Niiiiiiice


The Napkin -


TAGS: miss priss cult followers napkin
Rating: 4.68/5

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Silverheart - July 20, 2013, 2:47 am

Sounds... k****.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:29 am
Thanks for the great late night laugh Ism.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:28 am
Today's special...Purple Nurple Gra**!
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:27 am
That 10% is negotiable depending on how many cookies one eats.
MissPriss - July 20, 2013, 2:17 am
Through me of course.
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 5:55 pm

What flavor of Kool-Aid?
Ism - July 19, 2013, 4:32 pm
First... You must dra** "The Napkin" reverently across your lap... while partaking of the sacrament of Banana Chips & Kool-Aid... then give Miss Priss 10% of your Income in Tithe
Silverheart - July 19, 2013, 3:01 pm

I'm sold, how does one pay tribute to The Napkin?


all we have -


TAGS: napolean pedro vote for him
Rating: 4.6/5

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spacedog - July 16, 2014, 6:21 pm
Heh, I guess he got that time machine to work.


IT'S CASUAL -


TAGS: casual attire day rerun is a snappy dresser iceman
Rating: 4.52/5

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Greeny - March 4, 2011, 9:12 pm
nice leisure suit, Larry
rerun - March 4, 2011, 9:06 pm

This pic was taken on a great day. I turned 65...that was one good cigar.


MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery


TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
DONT CARE GIZZA PIZZA!
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.


Pissing US off -


TAGS: terrorist crisis kidnapping heinous hideous
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bandit5906 - August 21, 2014, 9:34 pm
Turn the place into glass!
maoworks2 - August 21, 2014, 1:09 pm
Nukem till they glow !


Ransom 5 Lions -


TAGS: kidnapped ism 5lions ransom motifake
Rating: 4.19/5

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forseti - May 23, 2013, 12:31 am
tough call. i decided by toss... 5L
Rudedog - May 22, 2013, 10:46 pm
I refuse to negotiate with terrorists. ( the 5L's will be delivered in an unmarked paper bag).
Sho - May 22, 2013, 9:35 pm
Ok that's 5 x 1L. and 1 Fav tip
motinet - May 22, 2013, 5:07 pm

lol! 5L for U sir


DREAM WOMAN -




WHEN THE SERMON STARTS - at the Church of Douche you better pay attention


TAGS: no naps
Rating: 3.4/5

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Airman - February 5, 2010, 4:19 pm
thanks can.. it was my birthday present to myself.. a 5
CANADA - February 5, 2010, 3:33 pm
happy birthday AIRMAN! congratulations on turning 5 lol


PERSISTENCE -


TAGS: those young whipper snappers are going to approve my poster one of these years
Rating: 3.37/5

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Giulio - October 30, 2009, 4:07 am
5L!
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:15 am
(ahem)... in best Pacino voice.... I'm just gettin' WARMED UP!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:14 am
It treated me to a fair amount of liquor, so......Good! and you?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:13 am
Not much, senor... how's the day treating you?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
What's up Hefe?
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:10 am
That's laughable.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 30, 2009, 3:06 am
5. But you gotta stop throwing reality in my face Spacedog......I like my delusions.
agdaniele - October 30, 2009, 3:01 am
LOL!! Ain't that the truth!


NIRVANA - You're doing it wron- Oh wait, well that's a new approach.


TAGS: nirvana buddha kidnapping
Rating: 3.3/5

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greenknight - March 24, 2011, 10:06 am
Nice. Cover of an OLD issue of the "Doom Patrol" comic. Robotman is cropped out but would be just of to the left side, and you can see Negativeman's mummywra**d hands pulling the arm of the statue there.


MAN, MY HEAD! - M0rd3kaI finally returns from his jungle trip, with all the banana schnapps he can carry and a virulent strain of rabies.




FLASHBACKS -


TAGS: vietnam napalm girl phan thi kim phuc
Rating: 2.73/5

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lotte - November 2, 2010, 3:58 am
is this supposed to be funny


GEORGE DUVALL - He loves the smell of Napalm first thing in the morning !!


TAGS: george duvall loves smell napalm morning apocalypse now apocalypse now
Rating: 2.64/5

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brianjayy - May 7, 2011, 2:57 am
Do you mean Robert Duvall...??? He was the actor in Apocalypse Now...


NAPALM - It Really Does Smell Like Victory


TAGS: kilgour napalm
Rating: 2.63/5


14 JUILLET - France has more need of me, than I have need of France. Napoleon Bonaparte




WOAH - You got like... three feet of air that time.




NEW YORK TIMES REPORTER - C'mon get a closer picture! What's he gonna do? "KID-NAP US" or something!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage kidnapper koran ramadan hajii newyork time newspaper reporter
Rating: 2.56/5

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agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 11:11 pm
It's not a bunker, Billy; it's your parent's basement. I guess an empty bottle of lotion would be YOUR bunker buster, huh?
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
Yer a bigotted cu*n*t, Billy.
Billy - September 9, 2009, 11:01 pm
Snap that ragheads neck before he blows someone up.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 12:44 pm
Those who don't remember history are doomed to repeat it...5 from me Yeo!


HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...




CHILD ABUSE GOTTA LOVE IT -




At My Age -


TAGS: elderly definition happy hour naps
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 4:59 pm
Figured you'd appreciate this one Mr. Gary.
GaryO - December 12, 2014, 10:05 am
Oh, HELL yeah


I WAS KIDNAPPED -


TAGS: mimes mime kidnapped acts pack
Rating: 5/5

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Swampfox - December 18, 2016, 9:04 am
Say that again...
concern3 - December 13, 2016, 11:49 am
Words, love it, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - December 10, 2016, 4:13 pm
Louder!


When a redhead goes crazy, is that called a ginger snap? -


TAGS: snapped
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 18, 2015, 10:38 pm
Tnx, GO! There's more coming. I have a bunch of them lined up from all my technical difficulties. They'll be filtering in as I have time! Hope everybody enjoys them!!!
GaryO - October 18, 2015, 9:36 am
Dizz, yer killin' it. Nice run.


Guess How Old -


TAGS: snap crackle pop vernon grant
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:33 am
Gettin' down is easy. Gettin' back up? Sometimes that a little bit more challenging! Its all ships and giggles, until someone giggles and ships!
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 9:06 am
....aaaand a bit older, you just feel what you once heard. ‘Gettin’ down’ is actually getting down….culminating in the snap crackle poop sequence (preferably on the hopper)
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 1:32 am
I'm not getting older, I'm getting crispy! 5 laughing snap-crackle-popping lions!


well hung -


TAGS: cat nap
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 23, 2015, 9:29 am
LOL! Cern! That's a stinker! LOL! Thanks!
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:48 am
A 5er, You keep making them, I'll keep hanging around; words


Snap -


TAGS: tattoo snaps figures typical artist
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:38 pm
Actually, that tat is kinda cool! 5 laughing lions
JesusWept - January 12, 2015, 3:03 pm
Thanks :)
lgvernon - January 12, 2015, 2:11 pm

This cracked me up. Great poster! 5LLLLL


Overreaction -




SNAPPED -


TAGS: oxygen wgw snapped wiveswithknives horrorfortheholidays
Rating: 5/5

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MashiMashi - January 25, 2017, 8:44 am
Black don't crack
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2016, 7:04 pm
^ I think what's just as disturbing is she don't look 28, like she's been on meth for the past 5 years.


MYLEASIA -




Sabbatical -




Nut Oils -


TAGS: oil inappropriate titles store products
Rating: 4.63/5

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Greeny - January 25, 2016, 6:32 am
the suspense is killing me
concern3 - January 25, 2016, 5:35 am
I can't wait a 5er


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